Remember...this is a joke...

I love y ou so much, but my feelings were rejected
My heart was torn to shreds, my sould was unprotected
So late last night I took a risk, and prayed for good to reap
I climbed the tree beside your window, and I watched you in your sleep
Now please, don't be afraid, I'm not some kind of crazy raper
What's a restraining order but a little piece of paper?
And even after that, it's true that I was not disheartened
So last night I looked for keepsakes from you, hidden in your garbage
I love you more than words can tell, my heart's full like a cup
That's why I called you thirty times last night and just hung up
We two appear so happy as your gaze my eyes does meet
In the pictures that I doctored on Adobe Photosuite
When I saw you for the first time, a bell in my heart rung
Each time I taste your pepper spray, it's nectar to my tongue
And every time I see you, dear, my breast swells up with hope
Asleep I see you in my dreams; awake through telescope
When I begged your love, you spit on me; saliva moist and cold
But perhaps in time I'll clone you from the enzymes that it holds

Hope you enjoyed it.
Peace