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I have a lot to learn...
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IP:
Yarr, matey.. this sea dog'll easily beat ye, belive me jus' try it..
ill best ye even if cap'n OMB speaks completely in pirate!!!
arr .. nobody's heard of ye.. cap'n is a height thats good to get to!
landlubber, ye egos bigger than the great white me crew jus' wrestled!
Cap'ns beat kings any time o' t'year! yarrrr... ye be a smaller rank
ya verse "BOARD" me to death, so matey, ill make ye walk the "plank"!!
yarrr... Ahoy! me pirate instincts say this verse be like a storm in its brew
but its hard to make "cents" of ye. even with me treasure chest of golden dubloons!
Avast! ye be acting all swashbuckler, but this old pirates on top of ya, son!
me n' me hearties'll multi ye off the plank... while garglin 55 bottles o' rum!
ye gotta give the cap'n respect...landlubbers of ye rank just cant see it..
me hearty, just go back to what ya do best.. hey!? why ye suckin my penis!!
I meaned go back to not writin hippity hop shanties!! so git offa me dick!!
still on ye knees ye said "its what i do best".. hes a faggert.. matey get offa me brig!!
offa me ship... this vessel be too fine for a homo.. ye better leave, or..
Ill gut ye like a squid, pillage yer hag... n' plunder ye keel haul!!
Theres no better plunder than me! just cross me gluvs n' y'ell see
cause cap'n omb, is only bound by need of multis n love for the sea!
yarrr bucko! im the finest buccaneer.. and me foes ei'll leave with no quarter
mark'em with the black dot, n send em down te davy jones locker!
Ye scurvy fool!! Ye were fooled by the cap'n.. n the riddles me brings, huh!?
cos when I win and im just yankin ye chain! youll be shoutin "shiver me timbers!"
dedicated to distilled
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