Ya mom massages my nuts
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weak battle fellas
Breakdown for lil:
Bring your crew, you need help, beat you like you “receive belts”/
I don’t even need to merk him, his sig looks like he’s doin it himself./
Not bad...setup take away from personal
Name his crew GODS? Well fuck, just have to call me Satan./
I’m like a monster truck rally the way I smash and crush “Van”/
I see where ya going but nah..weak
Came in one piece but you’ll leave in three, I’ll grip necks and squeeze./
Alcoholics rhyme? Smash your face through bottles and leave ya to bleed/
This would be nice as a open mic line but not for a battle
I’m the best, kid I roll one deep to ~slam ho’s,~ fist to your throat to ~jam flows./
It’s not just ya name, but a real suggestion like when the crowd yells “Van, GO!”/
Useless multies in setup, blah no punch
Son, going face down on your keyboard is the only way you can “hit keys”/
But man, how am I supposed to be afraid of a crew who’s mascot is titties?/
Weak, an u lose more points for putting as a closer
Overall I give ya.........6/10
Breakdown for vango:
I'm bout to have you pissin your pants kid, good thing you wore your "Depends"
I'd invite you to take this battle to EFL, oh sorry you don't have enough WINS
Setup was played(who hasn't heard a tampon line?)there was no punch, we were all newbs once, only way this punch works is if he had a bunch of loses but he's got 1 win, no loses an 110 posts an jus joined last month, so where's the diss?...terrible opener
Since the Iil prophet couldnt make it heres my prediction and you can quote this
"You have no chance of winning", your a Subtle Tee, meaning your barely noticed
Weak...tried a meta wit subtle Tee but didn't work
I guess that makes you the Casper of RV, but I've never been afraid of GHOSTS
Check yourself kid, your a FLYWEIGHT, you couldnt even bench press my POSTS
Setup is played, punch makes no sense...he'd have to lift his monitor to bench press your post, so thats not really that light.
I leave you battled and bruised kid, somebody better call Subtletee a NURSE
Claiming your from the heavens,..... I'll clip your wings with just one VERSE
Brag line..where's the punch? or personal? shoulda followed clip ya wings wit a punch or meta or something to be a direct diss to opponent.
See every cloud has a silver lining, so let me explains yours so its CLEAR
Hey you didnt win this battle,its okay see you've always got next Year
Again where's the punch? or personal? or meta?...how could u use this as a closer?
Overall: 5.5/10
This was a terrible battle...both had nothing in their verse both had quite a few filler lines, I only gave it to prophet becuz all though his punches were weak they made sense..except for that useless multi line but besides that he made sense...vango's punches and personals either made no sense or had nothing to do with his opponent so I gave it to prophet based on that...no hate, I explained my reasons..both need elevation...stay up!!
Vote: Prophet
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