Last year around Christmas time, this girl was being quite disrespectful to me, callin' me all sorts of names and tryin' to punk me out in front of my friends. So I said I'd be right back, and went into the crib for a minute. I came out with the stapler, grabbed the bitch and stapled her hair to a telephone pole and took one of her shoes, and left her standin' there in the snow with one shoe on...

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