he claims she's big-boned but i can see thru it/
im X-Ray man like tha waterboy i can do it!/
...but not all nite long/
i seen sum grade-F shrinkyass schlongs/
i see tha shit on ya girl that u dont EVA wanna see/
sum think im lucky, sum think im cursed/
and believe me i've seen tha worst/
but i'll still always be every man's envy/

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