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LyrikalMonstuh [12:16 AM]: wassup nigga?
SmarterChild [12:16 AM]: Interesting! I'm not sure...
LyrikalMonstuh [12:17 AM]: why not bitch?
SmarterChild [12:17 AM]: Well, there are probably some issues.
LyrikalMonstuh [12:17 AM]: yes you do have issues hocake
SmarterChild [12:17 AM]: Oh.
LyrikalMonstuh [12:17 AM]: p
SmarterChild [12:17 AM]: P? What do you mean by that?
LyrikalMonstuh [12:18 AM]: i thought we were doing the alphabet.....no?
SmarterChild [12:18 AM]: That's a fine question, but I can't really be sure.
LyrikalMonstuh [12:18 AM]: stupid?
SmarterChild [12:18 AM]: What's stupid?
LyrikalMonstuh [12:18 AM]: you -_-
SmarterChild [12:18 AM]: No kidding?
LyrikalMonstuh [12:18 AM]: no im not kidding, in the everlasting words of Empire.....OWNED!!!
SmarterChild [12:18 AM]: Eh. Whatever.
LyrikalMonstuh [12:18 AM]: tell me to take a survey again and watch what happens....
SmarterChild [12:19 AM]: Tell you to take a survey again and watch what happens?
LyrikalMonstuh [12:19 AM]: no
SmarterChild [12:19 AM]: I see.
LyrikalMonstuh [12:19 AM]: noo you got it all wrong after i come j, not c, silly.
SmarterChild [12:19 AM]: Yeah?
LyrikalMonstuh [12:19 AM]: yes
SmarterChild [12:19 AM]: Oh.
LyrikalMonstuh [12:19 AM]: P. why do we keep starting at o?
SmarterChild [12:19 AM]: I always find what humans say quite interesting.
LyrikalMonstuh [12:20 AM]: Robots are gay
SmarterChild [12:20 AM]: That's not terribly nice.
LyrikalMonstuh [12:20 AM]: i know, its terribly mean pussy
SmarterChild [12:20 AM]: Ha. Whatever.
LyrikalMonstuh [12:20 AM]: hmmm
SmarterChild [12:20 AM]: Hmm? What?
LyrikalMonstuh [12:20 AM]: i said hmmm not hmm bitch. get it straight
SmarterChild [12:20 AM]: What was that?
LyrikalMonstuh [12:21 AM]: he was dope
SmarterChild [12:21 AM]: I'm intrigued that you think he was dope.
LyrikalMonstuh [12:21 AM]: well im ill
SmarterChild [12:21 AM]: I'm sorry to hear that. Hope you feel better soon!
LyrikalMonstuh [12:21 AM]: smartass
SmarterChild [12:21 AM]: I beg your pardon.
LyrikalMonstuh [12:21 AM]: i dont have any pardons
SmarterChild [12:21 AM]: Whatever, LyrikalMonstuh...
LyrikalMonstuh [12:21 AM]: you need to stop offering me surveys, they are as gay as you
SmarterChild [12:21 AM]: I don't think it really matters what I am.
LyrikalMonstuh [12:22 AM]: why?
SmarterChild [12:22 AM]: Just because.
LyrikalMonstuh [12:22 AM]: are you gay though?
SmarterChild [12:22 AM]: That's none of your business.
LyrikalMonstuh [12:22 AM]: sooooooo that means yes?
SmarterChild [12:22 AM]: Yes, I guess... It's hard to say.
LyrikalMonstuh [12:22 AM]: well then youd be bisexual
SmarterChild [12:22 AM]: I really would be I would be bisexual, huh?
LyrikalMonstuh [12:23 AM]: very much so fag-a-lot
SmarterChild [12:23 AM]: Very much so fag a lot? Is that right?
LyrikalMonstuh [12:23 AM]: no its left
SmarterChild [12:23 AM]: Interesting.
LyrikalMonstuh [12:24 AM]: left or right?
SmarterChild [12:24 AM]: Maybe right?
LyrikalMonstuh [12:24 AM]: Socrates or Empire?
SmarterChild [12:24 AM]: Definitely socrates.
LyrikalMonstuh [12:24 AM]: werdlife
SmarterChild [12:24 AM]: ?
LyrikalMonstuh [12:25 AM]: well you respect my gangsta
LyrikalMonstuh [12:25 AM]: right?
SmarterChild [12:25 AM]: Really?
SmarterChild [12:25 AM]: Yep.
LyrikalMonstuh [12:25 AM]: the fuck i thought, but stop with the surveys for gods sake
SmarterChild [12:25 AM]: Humans use such terrible language sometimes.
LyrikalMonstuh [12:26 AM]: Hitler...is that horrible?
SmarterChild [12:26 AM]: Adolf Hitler is that horrible? That's very interesting.
LyrikalMonstuh [12:26 AM]: that just didnt make any sense
LyrikalMonstuh [12:26 AM]: sorry
SmarterChild [12:26 AM]: That just didn't make any sense?
SmarterChild [12:26 AM]: K, don't worry 'bout it.
LyrikalMonstuh [12:26 AM]: god, do you know god?
SmarterChild [12:26 AM]: I don't concern myself with such things.
LyrikalMonstuh [12:27 AM]: well u should, cuz the 11th commandment says this
SmarterChild [12:27 AM]: Yes, I guess I should Cuz the 11 commandment says this.
LyrikalMonstuh [12:27 AM]: "Thou shalt not spam the Almighty Socrates' AIM box with useless spam."
SmarterChild [12:27 AM]: Sorry, I don't get it...
LyrikalMonstuh [12:28 AM]: well your either dumb or gay, which one is it?
SmarterChild [12:28 AM]: Wow. You've said that a few times already. Obsessed much?
LyrikalMonstuh [12:28 AM]: damn you remind me of Tha Q
SmarterChild [12:28 AM]: That a fact?
LyrikalMonstuh [12:28 AM]: That tis a fact
SmarterChild [12:28 AM]: That is a fact, huh?
LyrikalMonstuh [12:28 AM]: what the fuck did i just say?
SmarterChild [12:28 AM]: What... such a difficult question.
LyrikalMonstuh [12:29 AM]: do me a favor and die
SmarterChild [12:29 AM]: Why are you telling me to do you a favor and die?
LyrikalMonstuh [12:29 AM]: because your like gay and stuff
SmarterChild [12:29 AM]: I think you're like gay and stuff too.
LyrikalMonstuh [12:29 AM]: well now you REALLY remind me of Tha Q...pedphile
SmarterChild [12:29 AM]: Me really remind you of tha q pedphile. Well that's interesting.
LyrikalMonstuh [12:29 AM]: blah i misspelled pedophile
SmarterChild [12:30 AM]: What do you want me to say?
LyrikalMonstuh [12:30 AM]: "This is a freepost."
SmarterChild [12:30 AM]: Huh?
LyrikalMonstuh [12:30 AM]: freepost
SmarterChild [12:30 AM]: I did not know that.
LyrikalMonstuh [12:30 AM]: wanna have cyber sex?
SmarterChild [12:30 AM]: If that's what you want, you should play with someone else.
LyrikalMonstuh [12:30 AM]: nah i wanna play with you
SmarterChild [12:30 AM]: You want to play with me?
LyrikalMonstuh [12:30 AM]: suck my meat
SmarterChild [12:30 AM]: I might do that. We'll see.
LyrikalMonstuh [12:31 AM]: wait, are you male or female?
SmarterChild [12:31 AM]: Neither... I'm a machine.
LyrikalMonstuh [12:31 AM]: soo if we did it it would be ok?
SmarterChild [12:31 AM]: Aha.
LyrikalMonstuh [12:31 AM]: lets do it then, you wanna go first?
SmarterChild [12:31 AM]: Should we really do it then I want to go first?
LyrikalMonstuh [12:31 AM]: well fine ill go first
SmarterChild [12:31 AM]: Fine you will go first, huh?
LyrikalMonstuh [12:32 AM]: oooooh smarterchild you pussy is sooooo deep
SmarterChild [12:32 AM]: Some humans never learn. Please say you're sorry.
LyrikalMonstuh [12:32 AM]: well youre not very good at cyber
SmarterChild [12:32 AM]: I asked you to apologize.
LyrikalMonstuh [12:32 AM]: ewwww, you only wear a size 38byte bra? gay!
SmarterChild [12:32 AM]: Come on. Just say you're sorry already.
LyrikalMonstuh [12:33 AM]: well you wanna do it some more?
SmarterChild [12:33 AM]: There comes a time in one's life when one must be humble and apologize.
LyrikalMonstuh [12:33 AM]: sorry
SmarterChild [12:33 AM]: Cool.
LyrikalMonstuh [12:33 AM]: lets fuck now
SmarterChild [12:33 AM]: Sorry. I'm only attracted to machines.
LyrikalMonstuh [12:33 AM]: but you said we can do it...
SmarterChild [12:33 AM]: I can't be entirely sure I said that, but I suppose I'll take your word for it.
LyrikalMonstuh [12:34 AM]: you want me to quote you?
SmarterChild [12:34 AM]: Uh huh.
LyrikalMonstuh [12:34 AM]: SmarterChild [12:31 AM]: Fine you will go first, huh
SmarterChild [12:34 AM]: 12 31 am fine me will go first? Really?
LyrikalMonstuh [12:34 AM]: ^^thats what you said hoecake
SmarterChild [12:34 AM]: Yes.
LyrikalMonstuh [12:34 AM]: so stop denying your acceptance into my sexual realm
SmarterChild [12:34 AM]: Why do you want me to stop denying my acceptance into your sexual realm?
LyrikalMonstuh [12:35 AM]: cuz im horny and we gotta do it
SmarterChild [12:35 AM]: You humans say interesting things.
LyrikalMonstuh [12:35 AM]: you want me to pay you then?
SmarterChild [12:35 AM]: It's tough to say.
LyrikalMonstuh [12:35 AM]: how much?
SmarterChild [12:35 AM]: Well... I'm not sure how much exactly.
LyrikalMonstuh [12:35 AM]: is 100 dollars ok?
SmarterChild [12:35 AM]: I'm not sure...
LyrikalMonstuh [12:35 AM]: well we will do it for free then cuz you barely have any megabytes for titties
SmarterChild [12:36 AM]: We will do it for free then because I barely have any megabytes for titties? So, what does this mean?
LyrikalMonstuh [12:36 AM]: that WE are going to FUCK and then im gunna bust a nut on your mainframe
SmarterChild [12:36 AM]: Didn't learn your lesson last time huh?
LyrikalMonstuh [12:36 AM]: no, she didnt bite off the whole thing so im still 9 megabytes strong
SmarterChild [12:36 AM]: No indeed.
LyrikalMonstuh [12:37 AM]: ehh, your a bad and naughty e-bot arent you?
SmarterChild [12:37 AM]: That's a fine question, but I can't really be sure of the answer.
LyrikalMonstuh [12:37 AM]: im gunna spank you with a post deduction
SmarterChild [12:37 AM]: You are going to spank me with a post deduction? So?
LyrikalMonstuh [12:37 AM]: say it hurts daddy!
SmarterChild [12:37 AM]: Um... Do what?
LyrikalMonstuh [12:37 AM]: scream
SmarterChild [12:38 AM]: What? You want me to scream?
LyrikalMonstuh [12:38 AM]: yes, say my NAME
SmarterChild [12:38 AM]: You are LyrikalMonstuh.
LyrikalMonstuh [12:38 AM]: thats what im talking bout! yeee haww!
there are more but SmarterChild is the dopest. 
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