Ok... So three guys were walking through a field... All the sudden they come up upon this indian tribe... They cheifs tell them they will let them go if they can complete a task... They half to run through a field of naked ladies without getting a boner, if they can do that, they go free... If not, they have to cut off their dicks according to what their dads jobs were... So the first person ran, and he got about half way and popped a boner... His dad was a lumberjack so they cut his dick off with an axe... The second guy got about three quarters of the way their and popped a boner... His dad was a carpenter so that sawed his off... They last guy was within one step before he popped a boner... When the cheif asked him what his fathers profession was, he laughed... The cheif asked what was so funny and he said, "My father was a candy maker, your gonna have to suck mine off...