three guy's are deserted on a island.
they have been there for 10 year's struggling to survive.when all of a sudden a magical fuck appeard and said you each get granted 1 wish...

They were all jumping fo joy.
the first guy wish's to be back home with his family in new york.
*click of his finger's* the guy's gone from the island back in new york.

the magical fuck ask's the next guy what his wish is.
He ask's to be back in london with his family.
*click of his finger's* the guy's gone, back to london.

The magical fuck look's at the 3rd guy.
The guy glance's up looking rather upset..
the magical fuck ask's what is wrong..
the 3rd guy sez.."I want my mate's back"..