Your just wack shit, you get no respect unlike your idol but I respect you defiance...
You wack record shows that your chances of winning couldn't be theorized....even by advanced rocket science...
Your chances of winning this match is like knowing how many husbands Britney divorced this week...
*Impossibe* also....on the only time you've had madd flow is when you were taking a leak...
It aint cause you've "clicked on my username with your mouse" that it means that I can be "touched"...
Real gangsters don't battle on the net, damn 37 battles, don't you think you're pushing it too much?...
I dont have to worry about the competition you bring, I'll take you down in less than four clicks...
You can keep rematching me but, you'll just pile up losses til your record goes to 18-"76"!

explanations:

everything is straight forward.
dont vote unless you get it.
g'luck.