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Old 10-21-04, 10:16 PM   #1
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A Battle Called:: Kerry vs Bush ( Hilarious)

IP:

Annoucer: Alright We are Here Wit John Kerry And Hes ready to Debate So Kerry What Do U HAve To Say to Bush

KERRY:

Well It all Started when I Was In the World war
HE was Someone Stealin Taxes like SOme World whore
and i Can Do Better Than This So Called "Bush"
Hes So Uptight whens The last Time He Heard "Push"
Hey i Was jus Wonderin Is This Guy gay
Did u C The gangsta LEan Commin From His Tupay
But Bush You Are The Reason We Lost The Towers
Come Out Here And Defend yourself You Coward
Hey Bush Your Gonna Lose This Debate
Bcuz Im Servin Sushi tonight U Jus Some Hot Shit On A Plate

Annoucer: kerry N E last Word B4 Mr.Bush takes The stand
KERRY:
Oh Yes Heres Some Advice b4 Bush takes The Stand
FUCK BUSH UP THE ASS DAMN JUWANNAMAN!!

Annoucer:
Well U Heard It Folks Rii From Kerry's Own Mouth
know Its Time To See wat GWBush is talkin Bout
Hello Mr.bush It Is U Turn
Kerry Had Some Strong Was it Seemz You Were Burned

BUSH:

Well Im Not Good At Makin Any Good Suggestionz
But Hey Fuck Kerry he'z An Ass I Got This Election
U Know He had sex Wit A Dike And Confeesed His Affectionz
Came Out The Bed Bout Two years lata Full Of Enfectionz
Fuck The Democrats And Rep 4 Republicans
As we all Say Republicanz Will "fuckagainz"
But Thats Jus A Lil Funny But Heres The Joke
Kerry fucks His wife On The BAc of The Speed Boat
Instead of Makin a Diffrence He jus Made love
And I really Hope he Had a Mr.glove
HAha i know all Bout jonh keery's Life
Why Wouldnt i know after all i Did Screw His Wife
But My Timez Up n E Last Questionz

ANN: Mr.bush What Do U Think of This Election

Bush:

Well Kerry's An Ass And Im The Old Great
I Still get more oragazemz than Kerry And He Mastrubates

Ann:
Well There You Have Ot Folkz The End Of Our 2004 Election Debate
See You Next Year Where the Fools Of Fortune Meet Fate

THE END!!

If Yall Didnt Understand i jus Turned The last Debate Of The Election For President Into A Summarized Rap Verse. So Yall Can Remeber Get Out there And Vote 2004 ELection 4 president I Hope Yall Like This infact Im Lookin for Feedback If Yall Liked It ill Do More stuff like this jus For fun So This IS uppin For feed back And Oh Yeah Im A Free Agent
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