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Atra Ludio or Hip-Hop?
From: Cottage Grove, Oregon |
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IP:
It aint just one man it's ALL men. All men suck. You have a right to know that.
I'm going to tell you this knowing that if you do what I say, it'll mean I have no chance in bed with you (Not that I had one anyway)... become a lesbian. Trust me, it might seem gross or whatever, but be a lesbian. If I could be a lesbian, I would.
As a man I know that men can be dicks. They don't know how to please or satisfy a woman. But women do! And women are usually not assholes. (Except during that time of the month. But werewolves act the same too every month)
Think of it this way; you can be with a man. But that will mean having a guy that doesn't truly care about you and you'll get screwed in the ass and thrown on the curb when a hotter chick comes along.
Or you can be with a woman. And that'll mean being with someone that knows how to care about another living person. You'll get licked in the pussy and that'll result in an orgasm, which 95% of men don't know how to give a woman. (I'm pretty sure I'm in that 95% too. I can't help it, I don't even lick ice cream.) And women have this thing about being faithful and not cheating or whatever.
The Necromancer Atra Ludio: Over 3 women converted to lesbians already and counting.
(By the way, if you ever do become a lesbian and like, get with a chick, can you send pictures?)
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