can a ill sig makers hook me up with a sig and a matching avatar:

I'd like my name(Symm3trik, I'm getting a name change), on the right side in Graffiti Font, and below it I want it to say, "From The Internet...". The Rest just make it dope. If I don't like it I'll give you 2000 for trying. If I want yours I'll send you $15000 RV

Remember I also want a matching Avi

Thanks!