....ill match barz....

shove a transmission up his ass to help get his shit up to speed!!..pull his skull back til, lyke pissin in snow, upper torso of P. drops 90 degrees!!..//1
Artik push air-thru-pipes, i dont know why he dared-to-fight!!..cuz havin STD's onli time we've seen P(ee) peak farenhieghts!!..//2
stick his corpse ina freezer of clocks, have him froze in time!!..fists'll clove-his-spine an leave chinz on his chest like the oversized!!..//3 punCHlINZ
Misuse this bitch bad-ly., engulf ya wit flames and trap-thee!!..2morrow you'll jus be past living proof, rapverse's punchlin(e)z are hackneyed!!..//4

hackneyed: overused....put it together..
...if i've offended anybody...lol...you'll be alright...