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Ms. Get Gully
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.Internet Dating For Dummys.
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Welcome, To Internet dating for dummys.
If you are reading this you are involved in the following:
1)an Internet relationship
2)thinking about getting into one
3)just wondering what the fuck this is about
Alright, Now....read along..this is going to be a long lesson for some of you.
1) In an Internet relationship 
Okay, So you've got yourself an internet Girlfriend/Boyfriend. There's obviously a problem with your Face, for u not to be able to find One offline
Here's a list of all reasons Why this is a STUPID thing to do:
1).Neither one of you've made plans on see'n eachother...
2) neither one of you seen eachothers pics
3) You both say your going to be faithful..i mean..what kind of dummy stays faithful to pussy/dick thats 100 miles away! especially when u havent even met yet!!
4) You talk on the phone saying "oh i wish i was there" bull shit..if u really wanted to be there you would..but i guess your too ugly or too insecure to go meet someone who thinks your the right one..and i assume u wouldnt want to ruin that with your looks?
5)its Gayer than male porn
6)Get a Life, Get out of the house
The Do's and Don'ts
1)People on the internet are fake, dont ever believe shit they tell you
Example:"Baby im so thick, and i got long hair"
That will soon turn into.."i need to loose weight baby, i think imma cut my hair off"....
soon as you meet the broad..she's some obese bitch with a bald head.
So with that said..if you are trying to be Fake, Be smart from jump...or just stop being insecure.if u dont have a Physical relationship then u shouldnt have an online relationship either..its obvious ur ugly..
2)DO NOT..and i mean DO NOT ....post up threads saying "Pics of my Girl" when u aint in any of the broads pictures!..that shit isnt cute...niggas trying to make it seem like the broads really they girlfriends, when they aint meet the broad yet....which leads me to number 3
3)Don't pretend you've met someone on the internet unless you've got both stories str8..even then..its still gay..because there's no proof of the two of you being together
4).dont be so quick to tell the person you love them...How can you love someone you havent even SEEN in person yet..you aint even sniffed this niggas balls yet and you claiming you love him?
5)Understand that there are psycho's online..so if this person hasnt proved to be the person in the pictures they shown you...leave it alone,it could be a Guy posin as a girl.or a girl posin as a guy.
6)Phone sex isnt cute at all..so when u do it..don't go back to your friends tellin them niggas "oh i just ran thru my girl a lil bit ago"...:::sighs:: when all you ran thru was a Phone number.
Questions I have
1)..What makes you think this is Cool to do?
2)..Does this really satisfy your needs? to have a relationship on a computer screen..and to only be able to speak to your "loved one" with a keyboard and a phone Card?
3)..Do you honestly think they will be faithful to you?? Even if they are ugly..if they get any kind of attention outside of the net..they will quickly and gladly jump at that
4)why is it so common that kids on boards hook up with the poetry Girls..and then after they are oh so "In Love" they have to make love collabs and bull shit..its Gay stop doing it :/
Welp I'm Done with the topic of the hour.
There will Be another one up Shortly covering the topic most common threads set on Forums :
"The top 10 Mc's"
"hottest Femcee"
"Im leaving"
"Rate the Mc above you"
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