Now who does this jerk-off think he is, he's a joke,
Before self-oral he was amazed with the wonders of deepthroat
Down on his knees lickin' his fingers between gulps
And he plays with his gun, can't keep his mouth off the nozzle
Seen him walkin' from Jim McGreavy's house, forgetting to gargle
And why is he here, he has no business in rap,
Should be in a masturbation circle, fondling his jockstrap
Think you fall in to the straight group, your in the wrong margin
The rhymes so complex that they leave you lathargic
Look peeps,Never knew Slim Shady had got breast enlargements