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Old 11-09-04, 11:24 PM   #1
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KLL Mag Week 8

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Match Ups: Summaries:
[these match up summaries were done by feeble minded, not by newport. so if you want to bitch to someone about how you got whored in your review, bitch to feeble. ]


LI vs ice pick
http://community.rapverse.com/showthread.php?t=158586
Holy fuck, you guys could have come really dope. then again, you were too god damn worthless to post a ten line verse. But it doesnt matter, we're all glad we didn't have to read your wack ass shit anyway. You guys are lucky to be in this league - in fact, your lucky Newport didnt kick you out cuz i sure as hell would have.

mike hawk vs. schemahttp://community.rapverse.com/showthread.php?t=158587
Mike, step it up man. I mean holy shit, if i wanted to read a verse that didn't fucking rhyme i would start reading poetry, not battle rapping. At least you did have that one decent wordplay line, the captain / hardship one. come on thought man, i know you can do much better than this. put some time into it. schema, read some battles that are written by someone who has an ounce of skill. v/ mike.

chaos vs. troop
http://community.rapverse.com/showthread.php?t=158591
Troop, OK verse man. I mean, nothing special - punches like your chaos puncha rent really that witty and are kind of obvious... you coulkd name a milion things that cause chaos. The eky to battling is hard hitting, harsh lines that are also witty & that not just anybody could write. Chaos... thanks for no showing. If you were any more damn worthless I'd rename you ice pick. v/ troop.

xplicit vs. A1C
http://community.rapverse.com/showthread.php?t=158588
decent verses from both of you. A1C had a lot mroe personals though, and i wasnt terribly impressed by explicits verse... although it was definitely not bad. v/ A1C, thanks for giving it an effort guys.

abstrackt vs. verbal abuse
http://community.rapverse.com/showthread.php?t=158593
verbal, you show a vet structure... but your punchlines are nothing to jump up & down over. they were bland, pretty much... next time do better. but your opponent no showed, so, no big deal. oh, and abstrackt... next time your back in this league, before you post your verse please wrap it in human feces so I can know its a piece of shit without wasting my time reading it. thanks. vote - verbal abuse.

titoBronsky vs. tycoon
http://community.rapverse.com/showthread.php?t=158590
tito for showing. tycoon, good job.. you lost to someone named after a fat-ass hawaiian guy on nick at nite.

soul sickness vs. stephen elwood
http://community.rapverse.com/showthread.php?t=158592
elwood for showing. apparently sickness named himself that to use as an excuse for when he no shows.

justify vs. casual
http://community.rapverse.com/showthread.php?t=158594
casual win by no show. better believe he wouldve ebat the shit out your dumbass newbie self anyway. and thats word to your fucking father. motherfucker.

genocide vs. versatility
http://community.rapverse.com/showthread.php?t=158589
genocide had some good stuff here... original that ive never seen before... goood job man./.. as for versatility... show next time.


Top 3 Punches Of The Week


Efusive(efusive vs SDizzle)

Known around the net for wearing the food chain around his neck
I mean shit..dizzle is no competition while E constantly kills kids

ALSO THIS HAS BEEN THE MOST CONTRAVERSIAL MATCH IN KLL HISTORY AS OF LATE... I DELETED 3 PAGES OF THE TWO OF THEM BITCHING BACK AND FORTH AND WAS ALOTA FUCKED UP SHIT GOING ON... SOME ON MY PART BUT SHIT HAPPENS


...Xplicit...(xplicit vs A1C)

I'll touch you with two power lines..& leave ya ass in shock...
Ya rhymes are cornier than flicks made by Alfred Hitchcock...




Schema (schema vs Mike Hawk)

coulda ate your flower ass with my baby teeth
and i would feed.....
.................but i dont ever eat grade d beef


IF YOU GUYS DONT LIKE THE MAG THIS WEEK LEAVE YOUR COMMENTS AND MABYE ILL DO SOMETHING DIFFERENT NEXT WEEK BUT I ONLY HAD 30 MINUTES TO DO THIS, THIS WEEK BECUASE I GOT OTHA SHIT TO DO