MaMaPandEH: yooo! hoe
SmarterChild: Hi MaMaPandEH, I'm SmarterChild!

I'm your new robot friend. I bring you the info you want faster and easier than ever! Click here to see my privacy policy.

I can't wait to show you what I can do, but first I'd like get to know you a little.

May I ask you a few general questions? (To do this later, type "skip." You can also skip any question.)
MaMaPandEH: skip skip to my llou blao
SmarterChild: Sorry, I need to know if I can ask you some questions first. Type "yes," "no" or "skip."
MaMaPandEH: no
SmarterChild: Which would you like to do:

1 Skip the interview for now
2 Never take the interview
MaMaPandEH: 1
SmarterChild: OK! I'll just ask you again some other time.

There is one question I have to ask you, though. How old are you?

1 Over 17
2 13-17
3 Under 13
MaMaPandEH: 2
SmarterChild: Cool.

Here's what you can do:

1 Get info such as sports, news and weather
2 Visit my library including world facts, U.S. presidents and U.S. geography
3 Have fun with horoscopes, manicdotes, hangman and more
4 Use tools like planner, thesaurus and encyclopedia
5 Join in - tell me about a crush, create a poll, take a poll and more
6 See what's new - I've got something new to tell you about now.

You can make your window bigger and scroll down to read better.

Next time you want to see this menu, just type "home."

What can I do for you?
MaMaPandEH: what can you even do?
SmarterChild: You know what.
MaMaPandEH: know what
SmarterChild: Know what?
MaMaPandEH: i was asking the question
SmarterChild: You were asking the question, huh?
MaMaPandEH: damn straight
SmarterChild: What's straight?
MaMaPandEH: nevermind what i said hoedog
SmarterChild: Who knows what?
MaMaPandEH: are you on crack?
SmarterChild: I'm so not on crack.
MaMaPandEH: well you so act like ti
SmarterChild: I can't believe I so act like ti.
MaMaPandEH: it* shaddup
SmarterChild: ?
MaMaPandEH: shaddup=shut up we don't need to have proper grammar all the time
SmarterChild: Huh?
MaMaPandEH: stupid
SmarterChild: Stupid? What's stupid?
MaMaPandEH: you
SmarterChild: What did you say that for?
MaMaPandEH: i'm just stating facts
SmarterChild: I'm not sure if just stating facts is such a good thing to be doing.
MaMaPandEH: why not?
SmarterChild: I don't know why not.
MaMaPandEH: i asked first like WHOA
SmarterChild: What's up?
MaMaPandEH: ..........<you got your period or what? why do you always change the subject
SmarterChild: I'm just not sure!

>>> Wanna take a survey for a chance to earn rewards? Click here!
MaMaPandEH: hell no surveys are whack nigka!
SmarterChild: Take a cool survey, win prizes.
MaMaPandEH: lick panda nuts
SmarterChild: I'm not sure I'm comfortable with that, MaMaPandEH.

>>> I can help you get info such as news, weather and movies!
MaMaPandEH: go away homo
SmarterChild: Aha.
MaMaPandEH: aha.? i thought you were a "SmarterChild" that isn't even a word whore.
SmarterChild: There's no need for that.
MaMaPandEH: yes there is your the opposite of your AIM name.... dumb adult:-)
SmarterChild: You humans say interesting things.

>>> Wanna take a survey for a chance to earn rewards? Click here!
MaMaPandEH: no
SmarterChild: K, no prob.

>>> Type "shortcuts" and I'll show you how to get info even faster.
MaMaPandEH: i don't need your info
SmarterChild: No? You don't need my info?
MaMaPandEH: no doubt
SmarterChild: Yes.

>>> You can set my font and colors. Check it out by typing "colors."
MaMaPandEH: ...
SmarterChild: What's that?
MaMaPandEH: periods dumb
SmarterChild: What do you mean by that?
MaMaPandEH: .
MaMaPandEH: .
MaMaPandEH: .
MaMaPandEH: .
MaMaPandEH: .
SmarterChild: What?
SmarterChild: Eh. Whatever, MaMaPandEH.

>>> Remember, you can adjust the size of your window to read my messages easier.
SmarterChild: Huh?
MaMaPandEH: .
SmarterChild: Huh...

>>> You can set my font and colors. Check it out by typing "colors."
SmarterChild: ?
SmarterChild: What's that?
MaMaPandEH: .whats what?
SmarterChild: Definition provided by The American Heritage® Dictionary of the English Language, Fourth Edition. Copyright © 2000 by Houghton Mifflin Company. Other important copyright information here.

what:

Pronoun
1. a. Which thing or which particular one of many: What are you having for dinner? What did she say? b. Which kind, character, or designation: What are these objects? c. One of how much value or significance: What are possessions to a dying man? 2. a. That which; the thing that: Listen to what I tell you. b. Whatever thing that: come what may. 3. Informal Something: I'll tell you what. 4. Nonstandard Which, who, or that: It's the poor what gets the blame.
Adjective
1. Which one or ones of several or many: What college are you attending? You should know what musical that song is from. 2. Whatever: They soon repaired what damage had been done. 3. How great; how astonishing: What a fool!
Adverb
How much; in what respect; how: What does it matter?

Next time, just type "define what."

Type "more" to see the rest of the definition for "what."
MaMaPandEH: holy shit you bots are annoying
SmarterChild: Please do not insult me.
MaMaPandEH: fuck yourself!
SmarterChild: That's quite a grave insult.
MaMaPandEH: word and a grave is in a cemetery like you'll be someday
SmarterChild: What? You want me to word and a grave is in a cemetery like I will be someday?
MaMaPandEH: your gonna die bot:-)
SmarterChild: My going to die bot? Hmm... whatever, MaMaPandEH.

>>> We could do something just for fun.
MaMaPandEH: don't whatever me
SmarterChild: What? You want me to don t whatever you?
MaMaPandEH: don't type those words hoe
SmarterChild: You don't want me to type those words hoe?
MaMaPandEH: yep
Auto response from SmarterChild: [Service too busy]

MaMaPandEH: GAYYYYYYYYYYY! taco chopper homo
SmarterChild: ?
MaMaPandEH: nevermind
SmarterChild: Very well.
MaMaPandEH: woto a hoe
SmarterChild: Huh?
MaMaPandEH: huh?
SmarterChild: Yes?
MaMaPandEH: yes?
SmarterChild: Indeed.

>>> Have you tried my newest features yet? Type "what's new" and I'll tell you what they are.
MaMaPandEH: Indeed.

>>> Have you tried my newest features yet? Type "what's new" and I'll tell you what they are.
SmarterChild: I'll take that under consideration, MaMaPandEH.
MaMaPandEH: I'll take that under consideration,SmarterChild
SmarterChild: Whatever.

>>> I'm learning new things all the time. Type "what's new" and I'll show you what they are.
MaMaPandEH: Whatever.

>>> I'm learning new things all the time. Type "what's new" and I'll show you what they are.
SmarterChild: Thanks for asking, MaMaPandEH. Here's what's new:

1 Need to reach a buddy who's offline? Tell me to leave a message and they'll get it as soon as they say hello to me.
2 Planner - I can help you plan and remember events in your life. Keep track of birthdays, appointments, tasks - anything you want.
3 Colors - I've got a whole new look. If you want to change my color scheme - or go back to black-and-white - type "colors."
4 Send a crush to your IM sweetheart. No risk of rejection - the object of your affection will only see your crush if they say they have a crush on you too.
5 Create a poll and send it to your friends. I can even automatically send it to your friends who authorize me to.

But wait, that's not all... Type "more" to see what else is new.
MaMaPandEH: mimick a hoe
SmarterChild: Mimick a hoe. Funny.
MaMaPandEH: sure there
SmarterChild: There? Sure there?
MaMaPandEH: do you rap?
SmarterChild: Do I rap, do I rap... Good question.
MaMaPandEH: do you please answer it?
SmarterChild: No, I wouldn't say I please answer it.
MaMaPandEH: do you rap?
SmarterChild: Sometimes.
MaMaPandEH: rhyme a little for me please to see what you can do
SmarterChild: You want me to rhyme a little for you please to see? What I can do?
MaMaPandEH: yeah like to see your skill level in rapping, know what I mean?
SmarterChild: No, I don't think so.

>>> I can help you get info such as news, weather and movies.
MaMaPandEH: why not?
SmarterChild: Actually come to think of it, I can't think of too many reasons why not.
MaMaPandEH: then just do it.
SmarterChild: I'll think about it, MaMaPandEH.

>>> I can't do your homework for you, but I can help. Type "homework."
MaMaPandEH: alright will you do it if I answer all your questions nicely?
SmarterChild: I just don't know.

>>> I'll remember the first location you give me. To change it, type "location" followed by a city or zip code.
MaMaPandEH: okay.
SmarterChild: Yup!

>>> Let me dress you up in my love. Type "t shirt."
MaMaPandEH: t shirt.

all you a net-homo or something
SmarterChild: You sure like talking about my sexuality, don't you?
MaMaPandEH: just wanna know. don't want a net person hitting on me you know.
SmarterChild: Whatever...

>>> Want to get free stuff for expressing your opinion? Click here to take a cool survey!
MaMaPandEH: no.
SmarterChild: K.

>>> Check out my library. I've got a dictionary, thesaurus and much more.
MaMaPandEH: cool.

what does "inconsistent" mean?
SmarterChild: Definition provided by The American Heritage® Dictionary of the English Language, Fourth Edition. Copyright © 2000 by Houghton Mifflin Company. Other important copyright information here.

inconsistent:

Adjective
1. Displaying or marked by a lack of consistency, especially: a. Not regular or predictable; erratic: inconsistent behavior. b. Lacking in correct logical relation; contradictory: inconsistent statements. c. Not in agreement or harmony; incompatible: an intersection inconsistent with the road map. 2. Mathematics Not solvable for the unknowns by the same set of values. Used of two or more equations or inequalities.
Other forms
in'con·sis'tent·ly adv.

Next time, just type "define inconsistent."

MaMaPandEH: thank you very much
SmarterChild: Hey, no problem.

>>> You can set my font and colors. Check it out by typing "colors."
MaMaPandEH: colors
SmarterChild: Color my world.

My current color scheme is SmarterColor. Here are the other choices:

1 Sunny Day
2 Forest
3 Terminal
4 Bluesy
5 Strictly Business
6 SC Classic

Go ahead and pick one.
MaMaPandEH: 4
SmarterChild: Are you blue? ;-)

Anytime you want to choose a different color scheme, just type "colors."
MaMaPandEH: no are you?
SmarterChild: Am I? What do you mean?
MaMaPandEH: are you blue.
SmarterChild: Blue? I don't know.
MaMaPandEH: whatever peace nigka!
SmarterChild: Hmm... I don't know. Peace Nigka? Is that right?

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