Originally Posted by kapitolins_maori

this is this week's mag since I can't make a new thread.
Please schema post it.

NewPort is banned. Here is your kapazine for this week of KLL. Matches of this week were:

Stephen Elwood vs Explicit
Explicit was caught biting & I’d like to reflect on the fact that this guy was such an ass to bite a line w/ another guy’s name in it, post it that way, realized he was an ass, tried to find a remedy, posted it w/ the name changed & got caught anyway. The kid deserves a cookie. Elwood had the nice opener & the waves line, rest was pretty rushed yet enough to get him a title shot this coming week.

Efusive vs Newport
Let it be known: Efusive bit that closer from Avalon of RB whom actually had already bit it from Numskull on RM in a RBL championship match. I’ll find you a link if you need one shema. Enough said.

Sdizzle vs Kontroverzey
First of all I’d like to highlight the irony of this kid Kontrospellithowyouwant saying I’m a Sdizzle d/r. The kid used a de feet line & even had the nerve to write impossible within parenthesis at one of his punches.

kids on my dick, so its easy to see im bound
that of course i cause trouble...
cuz kontroversy always seems to follow me around

^ that’s all it took to make Kontrokid’s entire verse look like ass.

Troop vs Casual
Best moment of the battle: Troop’s crew member fucks up his newbish vote w/ font colors & looks like a herb in doing so. Kid probably can’t even match his clothes. Second to best moment: Troop re inventing the English language to be able to rhyme. Mysterial/Werstest <- look for them in the new edition of Troop from RV’s vocab volume one. OH..you know who won.

Kap vs Shi-1
Shi did the worst job at flipping OLD & I repeat for future challengers OLD nameplays against me. I just noticed now that schema closed it & said she had a KO. The hell I’m going to spend one more word on this *insert sorry term here *

Kwell vs Mike Hawk
I voted on this. I know Mike from another site & he usually has some decent stuff. But I’m bound to compliment Kwell for the use of wordplay that he should try to make a bit more wittier to gain full effectiveness. Nice read & Kontro is an ass for quoting onlt one line out of a 2 line punch.word

A13 vs Frein Master
^the hell I’m going to spell that w/ a USD sign. A13 had the sponge bob line that was okay to be honest. Frien turned out to be a biter it seems. Boooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.

Schema vs God
Schema can’t battle & mod. God showed. God wins but gets scolded for explaining his word-play.

Phyziks vs Genocide
Let me tell you this: one kid showed w/ a)a bigass ugly sig b)the worst structure c)no punches BUT the other kid didn’t show. Schema: ban them both.

Verbal vs Tito something
Verbal claims to be dope. Explains his “word-play” yet then claims he won’t explain anything else. As if anything needed to be explained. For the other kid:

V-P stealing this "L" like DEA agents
after getting "smacked down" like "Paul Hayman"

^that doesn’t fucking rhyme. Herbal wins.

Mag vs Vango
Voted on this one. First I’d like to add that 8 lines is gay. Then I’d like to say that Mag had one decent line. The I’d like to say that the other kid had none. Then I’d like to…go on to the last battle.

Torch vs Verbal Abuse
Verbal Abuse should take his sister on crack out of his sig. Torch should get a new computer. Abused wins by no show….surprise, surprise.

On a separate note
I had some idiot post some bullshit in my battle this week. Mister Ill Grammar thinks he’s the hottest around to be able to school me & others on what the use of vocab & flow do to your battle. Then he goes to look up the word pique on dictionary.com. This is a former invitation to Mister Ill G to join this league since he is so godly to not waste time on it.