Too many bottles of tha liquar got me blotto,
This fine bitch all over me like I just won tha lotto,
My motto has always been " Any hole is a goal"
So I dont mind stickin my dick in any old mole,
Now I got problems with my pole, he jus aint respondin,
"cmon man" I plee " We need some female bondin"
He aint co-operatin like he gone on a long vacation,
But if I dont get some pussy soon Ima die of starvation,
This shit jus aint workin no matter how much Im jerkin,
So fuck it I grabbed tha closest thing started fuckin this bitch with a Gherkin.

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