Good God, what the hell is that hidious creature!

-it is a hamsterpigeon, sir.

What the hell is that thing doing?!!!

- it seems to be mating with a tree, sir.

Don't just stand there, fire the laser beam!

- I ate it, sir

Die die die you manhumpist!!!!!!

-Ow

DIE!!!!!

-BURRRRRRRP

Burp you. Shut up and die.

-*dies*

Ass assassin.

Moral of the story-
Do not hump a man