this is from THAQs battle against Triple_N
THAQ-


It was 11:48..I was in bed with this chick..
I was watching a flick..while she was slobbin' my dick..
Then, I heard a window burst..sounded close to the kitchen..
"Oh my God, what was that!?!".."Hol up broad, stop trippin"..
Quickly I leaped from the bed..grabbed my gat but I was shook..
"You wait here for one minute while I go downstairs to look"..
I tried to tip-toe real slick..but the steps started squeakin'..
Then, half-way down the stairs..I heard noise where the kitchen sink is..
I couldn't believe it..I cocked my .38 and pointed straight..
When I got to the bottom..I saw a shadow across the drapes..
My heart raced like fast-forward tape..my breath had its own rhythm..
As I edge around the corner..I wondered if I could even hit him..
"Who's there? Come out now."..I tried to give this dude a warning..
But, I heard not a peep..like this creep was tryin' to ignore me..
Slowly, I inched closer to the door..I heard a pot hit the floor..
"Oh my Lord", the chic screamed out the door..but I pressed on..
I stood an inch away from the room..ready to burst in an shoot..
Then I thought, maybe I should just fire a warning shot into the roof..
I decided against it..then built up courage to face this Jack..
When I finally turned the corner..I saw that it was a stray cat..

I burst out laughing...


THE END


ok for starters the first bar... i thought you said u were gay?...?...? any way....

ThaQ

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