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Old 11-26-04, 04:04 AM   #1
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The Mag - God Sent

Yeah, I'm doing a mag, hope you like it, if you don't, fuck you! Oh yeah, don't take shit personal or none of that stupid shit, people.

Last Week's Battles
Heavyweight Championship: sdizzle vs. Stephen Elwood
Wasn't the best of Championship Matches, but it was aight. I actually thought Elwood won, and my vote went that way, but obviously not many agreed with me. However, I will say this for dizzle: he came exceptionally witty.

Winner: sdizzle [Heavyweight Champion]


Lightweight Championship: Mag.Nif.I.Cent vs. Verbal Abuse
Mag no-showed; Verbal Abuse becomes the champion of a title that no longer exists. Whoop de fuckin' doo. Sad thing is, she actually posted a decent verse.

Winner: Verbal Abuse [Lightweight Champion *snicker*]


Contendership Match: God vs. ..kontroverzey..
Say whatcha want about this guy and his pretty win record and his invisible skills, I flat out merked him with a 5 minute verse. His verse was trash. So, yeah, you know, I moved on to the Heavyweight Championship next week.

Winner: God [Heavyweight Contender]


enygma vs. kapitolins_maori
Close battle, as the final score was 3-2. Both did pretty well here, and maybe I tend to go against the grain, but I think kapitolins edged it. And for fools, gap between us is reffering to the clothing company. Ah well, soon after he signed out of the league. Both did pretty good, one of the best battles in the league I've seen.

Winner: enygma


Social Outsyder vs. A1C
This battle fuckin' sucked. Wackness. Dumb jokes, bad structure, played concepts... Makes me wanna go "ARRGH!!"

ARRGH!!

Winner: A1C


Kwell vs. Vango
This battle was blahzey blah..., you know, aight. Kinda good. Not a whole wealth of really hard punches thrown. Kwell had more creativity though, and he won. And actually, Kwell did come pretty nice. I liked a couple of his bars. Vango didn't really do it for me here.

Winner: Kwell


*Troop* vs. Chaos
*Troop* wins for checkin' in... and let me tell you, that shit was gangsta. I gotta learn how to check in like that.

Winner: *Troop*


intensity effect vs. Mike Hawk
Shabby Ranks dropped a verse, it was aight, nothin' special, intensity effect never dropped. Stoopid. Nice boobies in your avy though. You hentai freak you. Anyway...

Winner: Mike Hawk


Cosmos. vs. th-C
th-C won this with his opener, everything else was so-so, but peeny line was okay too. Cosmos. used a smoke th-C line, tsk tsk. So played. Anyways, yeah, both weren't great, but it was aight.

Winner: th-C


9th Degree vs. amazing
LOL... this shit was truly amazing, amazing that amazing won with an amazing lack of good lines. Well, amazing amazingly won, both dropped amazingly wack.

Winner: amazing


I™ vs. Casual
Yeah, I'm a big fan of I™'s structure, dopeness, but his lines were a little lacking on the strength. Consistent, yes, but consistently average. Casual started out like he was headin' for a ass kickin', but picked it up in the end.

Winner: Casual


DrasticMeasureZ .vs. Mc_BaD_bOy
Everyone thought Mc_BaD_bOy no-showed, and he really should have, cuz his verse was complete shit. He showed up too late though. Ah well, Drastic no-showed too.

Both Out


BANG vs. TitoBronsky
BANG no-showed... Ah well, at least he went out with a BANG. Out of the league, that is... Get it? Out.. of the... league? Get it? Get it?

Ah, you stupidheads...

Winner: TitoBronsky

Top Ten Battlers
This is gonna be a lil different. I'll post the dopest bar, two bars, or three bars (depending on how good the verse was) of whoever came dopest this week. The punches belong to the person on bold.

10. Mike Hawk vs. intensity effect
You ain't gangsta, jus cuz u talk smack, slangin curses,
Act dumb, and get more slashes in you than your newbie verses


9. Verbal Abuse vs. Mag.Nif.I.Cent
ya avvy looks like the inside of a toilet seat, i spit & wake it. (waves)
ya threads couldnt soak up hard lines, there too fabricated.


8. enygma vs. kapitolins_maori
Aspiring for mediocracy.......I hit hard while he comes softly
And Kap's reaching for the stars....but please, get the fuck off me


7. Stephen Elwood vs. sdizzle
Delete your account of RB, Or maybe just quit rappin son,
Cause you shot up on RV... other boards hes been dead for months


6. th-C vs. Cosmos.
Deadline is far away..he made himself a fool, quick..
Changed his alias cause no one was crying overbal shit..
Kid I aint easy, thought I was a noob but you cant see me..
You so well behind me, you can only throw a penny
.................................................. and wish to beat me..


5. Casual vs. I™
Quote:
if you don't get the punches & personals, please shoot yourself

well that saves me a job, cos pluto don't get 'em himself
i saturn ya verse, cos that ish came from uranus son
you had to planet for years, but still my big bang won


4. sdizzle vs. Stephen Elwood
kids not liked by anyone, so what he talkin bout his rep
hes got a 8-step plan for victory..
............................... but im just gonna skip past step
and i dont even understan dhis lines, to me its all ramble
then when opportunity knocks steph breaks the door handle


3. kapitolins_maori vs. enygma
admit it you can't win...your chances aren't standing see
when the gap between us could dress ya whole damn family tree
plus nobody give this fag a mic..kid can't fuck w/ decibels
'cause the crowd Buju on stage & it ain't no reggae festival


2. God vs. ..kontroverzey..
You ain't got nothin' to Contend with in this battle, & elevation's a must
Because when kon decided to spit wack, wack just spit back in disgust
"Filled" "his" "verse" "up" "with" "quotations", "and" "ain't" "it" "a" "shame"
All that's wasted effort... no one's bothered making quotes in his name
So you gonna come droppin' ya best rhymes? U ain't provin' your might
You've only proved that 69 wins on RV is worth 5 losses on other sites


1. Kwell vs. Vango
This pussy thinks he's better than me, so i'ma choke his pride
truthfully he's neither ahead nor behind me.....all jokes aside
another easy win, my heat'll leave u with agonizing skin burns
cuz u'd only show signs of improvement...as an advertising intern
i say it how it is, ya chances against me are kinda slim
ya rap career's sloped so much.....u aint inclined to win
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