yo momma so old...she reads the bible and reminises...
yo momma so ugly...when she was born...she had a incubator wit tinted windows...
yo momma so fat...when she ran away...they had to use all four sides of the milk carton...
yo momma so ugly...she went to auditions fo planet of the apes...and they said...no real monkeys please...
yo momma so fat...u could slap her thigh and ride the wave in...