Originally Posted by World War

get this...my family, all females are large women. i mean 270+ and my aunt is kinda retarded and gets real violent. anyway, just last year she was hitting and throwing stuff and just getting outta control, then my mom said stop. well, that didn't sit too well with my aunt and she attacked my mom. now picture this...my mom (270)+ bum rushes my aunt (250) from about 2 ft, picks her up and slams her into the stairs and starts giving it to her. and then the famous words pop out of her mouth....Bitch. after all the police statements and hospital calls, we're still a loving family.

p.s. this happens, oh say, 4-5x a year. funny ish