Went to Dok's office and he didn't have a single PhD...
You're faker than Monopoly money your momma payed me...
You're broke and live at address "HANDLE WITH CARE"...
You're momma had you for profit then abadoned you there...
I'll strangle your hope and destroy your humanity...
I'll dangle jokes in tension to toy with your sanity...
I like Christmas, Thanksgiving, July Fourth, and Easter...
But you're a hated holiday... just like a Leap Year...
You're the worst of the worst... Never will rap for a dayjob...
Too bad he's not on a top-list so i can take a Holidae off...

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