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...Belong...
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Crickey mate this chicken is the most fiercest of spiecies in the animal kingdom...it's ability to cluck at high decibel volume to pierce the eadrums of it's prey...the seed...these begars can eat up to 30 of these in one minute with the back-forth motion of their heads...i'm going to attempt to get one now...come on Ethan (My son) i'm gonna use my son as bait like Steve Irwin did with his son...only the Chicken is more dangerous but Ethan despite being 5 months old is fully trained for these situations and knows what to do so he is completely safe...
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...GOTCHA Ethan grab the beak....hold on to him mate....jab ya finger up his butthole if ya need to....ok calm down i'm not gonna hurt ya...see look @ it what a beaut!...look at the feather formati---whoa he took a swipe at me...see that scratch...thats gonna sting for about 5 minutes...anyway look at the formation of his wings notice this bird cannot fly...well i'm gonna prove them wrong...im gonna throw him off a cliff and Chick here will fly...
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*Throws Chicken*
Look at him go he's flappin he's flappin...
*Splat*
Ok goto Commercial...
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Originally Posted by High Dro
furthermore, june 3rd is the only good day to be born
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^ Amen Brother ^
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Originally Posted by ∆ P E X X
i'm still tryin to figure out how bein born in another country makes somebody fake.
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R.I.P OMB
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