NOT BAD BUT LET ME DROP THIS RIGH THERE HOMEY

My job is to slaughter and dissolve weak cats in water
Like Alka-seltzer then drink these weak stats that falter
Yummy in my tummy they go so you stay below me
Rushes on the block like water gushes from a rock see
So pure and crystalline secure with my pistol a brisk nine
Got a list of fine females on my Rolodex I have sex and kiss sometime