Troop is not a vet....please take that back....lol.

Anyway, it's not the word "like" that kills the punch, it's the fact that it's a similie. The word could sometimes be "as"

Gay as a unicorn riding, rainbow sporting, in the ass taking, tight shirt wearing, feminine voice sounding.....well, I think you get my point....lol.

Just try not to use similies

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