Originally Posted by For$akeN

MaMaPandEH: are you a virgin?
SantaClaus: Do you think so?


MaMaPandEH: yeah
SantaClaus: Mm hm.


MaMaPandEH: look at you dude. your so fat that your sperms outgrowing your body
SantaClaus: Why did you say that?

MaMaPandEH: because I'm typing the truth
SantaClaus: I see. Well that is a problem.

MaMaPandEH: fuck you
SantaClaus: My goodness. I'm afraid I cannot respond to that kind of talk.
A lump of coal for you.


MaMaPandEH: I have a friend named Cole!
SantaClaus: Without a doubt?


MaMaPandEH: yes
SantaClaus: Mm hm, now we are getting somewhere.