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Old 12-31-04, 01:55 AM   #1
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From: chi-town
Funniest Jokes You Heard....

IP:

1.... I heard that someone did an audio diss to a chick and said:

"a female's puss was so loose.. when she has sex it's like someone throwing a hotdog through a hallway......" {dv8 told me about this.. lol}

2 what does Michael Jackson have in common with a beach?
they both have people sayin' stay outta my "son"..

3 why does Michael Jackson like 21 year old males?
--because there's 20 of them..

4 what stays blue-ish purple and at the bottom of a pool?
--a baby with your foot on it's neck

There's some really funny ones.. but fa now, that's all.. and DON'T use this shit in ur battles.. with that said..

What's the funniest jokes you've heard from someone..?
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