fuck this cat, i might as well be former jared, cuz my shit is phat
end up gettin bitch slapped, just like christmas is over...its a wrap
only way you could elevate is if u were going up in an elevator
while im constantly elevating without steppin like an automatic escalator
your just a hater, so go ,hurry up, and get off of my penis
like fucking einstein, with my mind, im a rhyme-ing genius
hahahahhahahhahaha, is how i leave these posts with my tracks
if you wuz staring at an open history book, you ass still couldnt face the facts
bring ing the hot shit, like a flammable turd in a bag
your fingers only get action from typing, and poking holes in a porno mag
im your dad, or might as well be, cuz im definitly, gonna son you
now he is a tread mill cuz im constantly runnin you
having fun wit you, haha, matter fact, like an insect im slugging you
your flow is rather sticky, while i rhyme sickly, like i caught the flew
im too furious and too fast, so get back, now wut you gon do
if u wuz on nickelodeon your ass still wouldnt have a clue
if u wuz on mtv your ass would stick wit being a foe
only reason that your cold is cuz your reppin southpole
your too old, but have never grown, so get off the internet
playing tekken is the only time youve ever seen or touched a tec
when i step into the place guarantee that im gonna be reppin
my verses are so biblical the way that they are bleesin
yo gurl im caressing...touching her chest and...well you dont want to know
but o well...i stuck my dingaling and my fingers into her booty hole
ima stop, b4 this shit gets to gross, but thats the way that the truth goes
once again dont fuck wit mme cuz im a nightmare
only time i am equal is when im riding ridez at the *fair*
your mind cant be like mine, cuz yours is in a destitute frame
your alwayz bizzy on the internet, just like your gay name
when i say hood, you think im talkin bout the one on your jacket
as soon as you came outta your moms wound, your dad immedaitly said....you shouldntve had it

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