Originally Posted by Kamikazee

yo heres one.......

Theres a cell phone settin on da table its one of da 4 men playin pool. Da phone rings da man picks it up and says hello hunnie da wife reply wit hello sweetie im at da mall and there dis leather jacket in here i want can i buy it he says how much is it she says 1,000 dollars he said sure hunnie and hangs up..........Da phone rings again its her again dis time she says hunnie im at da car lot and i see dis brand new car down here i really like can i buy it he ask how much she says 50,000 he says sure and hangs up for da second time........Da phone rings a 3rd time he answers and she said hunnie i hate to bother u but i was lookin in da AD and there a house for sale she says can we buy it he says how much she says 150,000 and he says sure i guess and hangs up and then walks over to da otha men and says whos cell phone is dat on da table...............lmao.........~1~ fucked up and funny as hell