Arite this is gay as fuck, heard it from my uncle...

A dude bob is out gettin drunk and high at a party, and they all drinkin and they have a toast. They say "bob, make a toast for us" he says sure, thinks about it, and says "heres to spendin the rest of my life between my wife's legs!" everybody loves it and they finish the night gettin wasted

Next day his wife says she heard that he made a toast, and asks him what it was, so he says "i said heres to spendin the rest of my life in church" She says it's great and thinks it's really sweet

His wife meet's one of his friends that was at the party, and he says "did u hear about Bob's great toast?" she says "yea, he's only been there twice, and both times i had to drag him by his ears to get him there"

If i made u laugh don't care about the money, online money is wack as hell...

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