ok i saw this the other day and thought it was funny


there is a cop on a horse at a stoplight and a kid on a new bike rides up beside him

the cop says " did santa bring you that bike??"
the kid replies "yes he did"
the cop says "well next year tell him to put a taillight on it !!"
and the cop proceeds to write the kid a ticket for a saftey infraction
the kid takes the $20 ticket
the kid asks the cop "did santa bring you that horse??"
the cop playing to the kid "says yeah he did"
the kid says to the cop "well next year you should tell him to put the dick underneath the horse"

i laughed my ass off when i first read it