ok there is a chinese guy, white guy, and a black guy.......and the wana see who had the biggest dick.......so they go to a roof.......then the chinese guy is pretty confident........pulls down his pants and his dick goes 1/4 the way down.......the other 2 men are impressed.....now its the white guys turn......he pulls down his apnts and his dick reaches the 3 quarters the way down..........the other two men are impressed.......and then the black guy pulls down his pants and his dick reaches the bottom and across the street........the other two start laughin........he looks at them and asks why.......and they say..............cuz there is a steam roller comin down the street..........lol......

ok this guy wants to open a bar........he gets one built and he cant think of a good name......so he names it after his wife.......diana.......his thinks its too plain......so he thinsk what he likes best about her...her legs....so he names it dianas legs.........the next day......3 drunks are loiterin outside and a cop rolls up and asks them why they are outside...........they reply..........."we're waitin for diana's legs to open so we can get a drink".....

a blonde brunette and a redhead all decde to jump off a cliff............who lands first?
the brunette and redhead cuz the blonda had to stop and ask for directions......lol

blonde brunette and a redhead are all drivin in a desert rd and their car breaks down.......they see a cactus and decide to grab one thing and meet there............the brunette brings a canteen incase she gets thirsty.......the redhead brings some food for something to eat incase she gets hungry...........and the blonde comes over with the car door......and they ask "why did you bring that".......she replies...."so i can roll the window down incase it gets hot".......lol

ok 3 guys stay the night at this hot ladies house..........the next day she leaves for the store and says for them to not go in her closet...........they ponder and ponder why she said that.......they eventually look in the closet......and she comes home to find them in it..........then she asks the one guy what his faher was......he said "a butcher" so che chopped his dick off with a meat cleaver.....she asked the second guy what his dad was he said "a lumberjack" so she cut his off his dick with a chainsaw.........the third guy lokks at her and snickers.......she asks him what hid father was.......he said " a lollypop tester.........so you gota suck mine off bitch"

#38551 incase any were funny to you

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