Oh yeah, its true..

Like, 8 task forces came in, loaded with RPGs and grenades.. First, they kicked in my door, and im just trying to eat some chili, nahsayen? But i got up, and was like, watchu packin?!.. then they got down and started setting up trip wires in a small rectangle around where i was standing.. Then, they gave me the C4 blocks and told me theyd be right back.. then they point-blanked my dog with a sniper rifle.. then they went outside and started grenading the flowers we had planted.. Then, they was like.. dont move sir.. so i stayed still.. then all of sudded they raised their RPG's and blasted a whole in my wall, apologized, as they meant to hit the house next door, and left through the new whole in my wall..

Has any of this ever happened to you guys, or is it just me?