Dear J DOT,
It has come to my attention that you actually think you're dope. I am here
to tell you that you are not anywhere near good. Quite simply, you're
nothing but a foolish Jay-Z penis muncher that got a semi-decent
record by battling hordes of newbies. I hope that this letter has
brought your sillyness in calling yourself good or even thinking
that anyone gives much of a shit about your opinion.
Regards,
Your Idol