First one I had:

In the 5th Grade this kid poked a whole in my shirt so I started to punch him and he punched me in the nose and he made me bleed thru my nose so I got pissed and started to swing like crazy and the next day he came to skool wit a swolen eye

Recent one:

It was 1 week ago and this kid thought it was funny to push so wen he came my way, and I elbowed him rite b4 he pushed me and he started to laff so I dropped my bookbag and jacket to throw it down wit him but he walked away so then the next day he's rollin wit his boi and pushes me so I pushed him back and punched him and i just kept on punchin him in the face and the stomach area, and his boi was about to jump in to help him and then my boi came and started to knock this kid in the head while I was fucking the other one up and made him bleed thru his nose and gave him black and blue near his eye, and the other kid had a couple of bruises and a busted lip