Aiight...so I'm shoppin around in Rite Aid for some lotion and otha basic shit when I felt someone starin at me--you know that feeling you get when you're being watched. So, I looked up and saw this fat motherfucker eyein me...I thought he was gay at first. but, I noticed that he was pretend-shoppin and just spyin on my ass...Anyway, He eventually asks me, "Can I help you find something?" So, I was surprised and was like "Oh, so yoiu work hear?" He said "yes." I found the shit myself and went over to the cashier. When the fat BOZO walked outside, I whispeered to the cashier, "Does that guy always stand around like that?" So, she replied, "Oh, that's our security." NOTE: At this point, the FAT IDIOT walks back into the store. I replied, "Oh, okay." THen, he walks past me and the dumb ass cashier says, "Hey Harvey, this guy said you're a fake rental cop." I was like, "Oh nah, I ain't even say that." So this dumb mothafucka says, "Oh, I can show him my badge if he wants to see it." with an attitude. Then, I turned to that fat mothafucka and said, "!st of all, I don't care who you are. SHE made that statement." NOTE: Here's where it gets really interesting. This stupid ass cop then says "And I can show you my GUN if you wanna see that too," antagonizing me. I was like, "OH HELLLLLL NAAAW." I let that fat, bitch-made, fake TOP-FLITE security, DONUT-EATING, LotiON Aisle Guardin' faggot have it. I said, "Aiyo, I ain't one of these dumb niggas on the corner. I write letters and will have your fuckin job. Don't threaten me wit your fuckin gun. ur a fuckin moron."


I grabbed my shit and walked out the store. This nigga follows me outside and stares me down. So, I stood beside the car and stared his ass back down, givin him the nastiest fuckin look I could come up wit.


I drove off disgusted.

THAT'S WHY PEOPLE DON'T LIKE THESE PIGS