Im gon make a toast to our talentless host
So take note, the Armadas here, tho I don’t see no boats

Cant get afloat with lyrics that that a ghost wrote
Face facts, hes that whack like the chicken and road joke

I can see you now, a sailor, a gay playa
Calendar boy, employed as toy for a 40 year old raper

Too many butt-fuck jokes aint gonna win me this
He IS one big butt-fuckin joke, i seen him take hits!

My shit is a forest fire, his just a little lighter
Armada spent last night in the park drinking de-icer

Then in the morning, he OD’d on Alco-seltzer
peeps want to help-ya then got close and smelt-ya
Stink so bad got kicked out the homeless shelter

This guy is so poor its really getting quite funny
Burglars been breaking in ya house to LEAVE money

Im nearly done, got my bun in the oven, the cakes done
Friends will only come to your house to make fun

you been sonned, the only time you’ll get set on a run
Is sitting on the toilet and exercising ya bum!

Too easy to beat you, didn’t even bust my liquid flows
Only time you ever have these is with a runny nose!

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