15. Black Entertainment Travesty

14. Borrowed Entertainment Television

13. Black Entertainment Thieves

12. Bleak Entertainment Television

11. Backwards Enslaved Tendencies

10. Booty Essential Television

9. Backside Exposing Television

8. Barely Educational Trash

7. Buffoon Enemy Tokens

6. Basic Ebony Tragedy

5. Bourgeois Empire’s Truth

4. Barren Elevated Talent

3. Below Expectation Thinking

2. Bigots Establishment Television

1. Bamboozled Entertainment Television