ill give the lyrics

I want to fuck a dog in the ass
(he wants to fuck a dog in the ass)
I want to fuck a dog (that's right kids)

I tried to fuck your mom in the ass
tried to fuck your dad in the ass
could only find the dog.....and his ass

we want to fuck a dog in the ass
we want to fuck a dog in the ass
we want to fuck a dog

I tried to fuck a fuckin pirate in the ass
(arr me and me first mate ya skurvy curr)
tried to fuck a fuckin pirate.....but I found the dog
(a that was no pirate man that was thy own sister)
(he's a mexican pirate)

we want to fuck a dog in the ass
we want to fuck a dog in the ass

want to fuck a fuckin dog