man comes home finds his wife missing........
calls everyone he knows and cant find her..
2 days later he comes home from work and sees her sitting
at the kitchen table eating."What happened to you" he asks
"i was kidnapped by 4 men and forced to have intense sex with
them all week long" she says...." But you've only been gone for
2 days" he says to her...........
"i know, I had stop by to get something eat" she says