theres 2 gay guys, 1 of them sez he's gonna go in tha bathroom and wack off, he goes in tha bathroom. tha utha gay guy tells him 2 wait fo him so they can do it 2gether. so tha guy finishes wutever he wuz doing and goes in tha bathroom. theres cum all over tha wall. he sez 2 tha utha guy "hey, i thought i told u 2 wait fo me?" tha utha guy goes "i didnt do it yet... i just farted" LOL

wuts tha speed of sex?... 68, then u gotta turn around.

theres these 2 old people, a guy and a girl, they always go walkin thru a park and they sit on a bench. so 1 day tha old man sez sumthin 2 tha old lady about havin sex, and she's like "we're 2 old 2 have sex" so he's like "well... could u maybe just put ur hand on it?" so she duz. tha next day tha old lady walks in tha park and see's tha old man on tha bench wif a different old lady, and she has her hand on hiz cock. so she gits right pissed and sez "wut's she got that i dont?!?!?!?" and he sez... "parkensenze" (or however u spell it)

lol, i dunno, just sum shit i herd b4, werd

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