Originally Posted by :~serial killah:~

lmao^^ pretty good but check dis

a farmer meets these 3 homeless men on his way home from the market and asks them if they want jobs working with him in the fields. they say yeah and go home with him.

when they get to his house he tells them, "there's only two rooms in the house.my room and my daughter's room. she's 20.if i catch any of you touching her i'll kill you."

so the next morning he wakes up and finds them in her room fuckin her. Since he really needs help with his harvesting he says he's not going to kill them but he's gonna make them take a hundred pieces of one kind of fruit and have them shove it up their ass.

the first guy takes 100 cherries and shoves them up his ass.

the second guy takes 100 strawberries and shoves them up his ass.
then he starts laughing

the farmer says,"what are you laughing at?"

the second guy points out in the field and says "dumbass is out there picking watermelons!"