i'm the whitest motherfucker to hold the reigns since newt gingrich
if a sloe gets unruly im gon check a bitch
i like sippin the syrup like 3 6
i hate fags like bush gettin down with 3 dicks
i've been known to buy a ball and cook it up
a crackhead is a pet like the other half of mupp
i smoke dust when the shit's available
i get weed from cali when the shit's mailable
what the fuck do them douchebags s ays
i break em like like they was a bag of lays
i call it like flip i rule central PA
bitches steppin up there's like a decade wait until may
i like an eigthly milligram OC with my lunch
bustas heads that i step on make a nice crunch

that's my first text freestyle on here or whatever. i typed the shit fairly quick if that matters at all.