Look @ my battles.
& learn.
Use humour.
Use humourous punches like.
"Hey, you need a dentist appointment, from all tht biting, look @ ya teeth..
Cuz I'll make ya chomp da curb...to get a grip of the streets..."

That was wack, but eh.
Just use humour, to get the voter to read more.
P.S.
check my battles & leave feeback and/or a honest vote.