You got the will? Na-uh, I'mma crush this noob.
Kid suck's my ass so much, He bite's when I moon.
He's gay, I mean, ain't this the guy outta Will & Grace?
Cuz after I finish, I'll dismantle Will's nose from his face.
There that's all I can bother, typing, Ooop's I mean Writing.
Cuz frankly this dickhead, ain't worth a Cannibal Fetus smiting.

G'luck.