Sorry Pop but Nos won't open the old one and this thread idea is ill.
Anyways, if RV was high school who would be....
Most likely to succeed:
Valedictorian: <Obviously Socrates wont be getting this..
Most likely to end up in jail:
Most Envied:
The Jockey:
The Jock Captain:
The Gothic:
The bi-sexual:
The best dressed:
The most witty:
The Biggest slack off:
The Geek:
The Hoe:
The Bully:
The Class Clown:
The Wigger:
The Jocks:
?
You can add more categories that are non-self-glorifying if at all possible... =/