EH...! I would be the skateboarding dude not the goth

Most likely to succeed:
Valedictorian: DeadlyVision
Most likely to end up in jail: that guy who eats babies.
Most Envied: Da Vinci
The Jockey: Carsonjet
The Jock Captain: ...
The Gothic: HopesFall or whatever
The bi-sexual: Tha Q
The best dressed: Me
The most witty: Socrates
The Biggest slack off: CProgress
The Geek: C.A.L.I
The Hoe: Parallel
The Bully: Mimesis
The Class Clown: SPuL
The Wigger: Effect
The Jocks: ....I don't know....